Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Buggati Veyro Engine Build



Causes, effects and possible solutions.



1 - Symptom: Feet cold and wet .
- Cause: The vessel is being caught at the wrong angle.
- Solution: Turn the glass so that the open side up.


2 - Symptom: Feet hot and wet
- Cause: You've peed on it.
- Solution: Go dry next to the bathroom more.

3 - Symptom: The opposite wall is full of lights
- Cause: You have fallen the carallete pa'riba.
- Solution: Position your cuerpeo 90 degrees to the ground.


4 - Symptom: Your mouth is full of butts.
- Cause: You have fallen the hills above the ashtray.
- Solution : laba spits everything and mouth with a good Gin Tonic.


5 - Symptom: The ground is blurred.
- Cause: You're looking through an empty glass.
- Solution: Ask other Gin Tonic.


6 - Symptom: The ground is moving.
- Cause: Someone is dragging.
- Solution: Ask where they take you at least.


7 - Symptom: Reflex multiple faces staring at you from the water.
- Cause: are in the toilet trying to vomit.
- Solution: Lock your finger (in the throat), and if it does not nail it where I first thought before and immediately in my throat again.


8 - Symptom: You hear people talk about producing an eerie echo.
- Cause: You glass in his ear.
- Solution: Stop being silly.


9 - Symptom: The club moves a lot, people dress in white and the music is very repetitive.
- Cause: are in an ambulance.
- Solution: not move. Possible coma or alcohol intoxication.

10 - Symptom: Your dad is very rare and all your brothers look at you with curiosity.
- Cause: You have the wrong house.
- Solution: Ask if you can tell where it is yours.


11 - Symptom: A huge focus of the club you blind the eye.
- Cause: These lying in the street and it is by day.
- Solution: coffee and a good nap.

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